Sunday, May 25, 2008 (10:12 PM)
my room had a big fat cockroach last night!
was chatting with my friends when from the corner of my eye i saw smth
crawl in under my door
*STUN*
i immediately jumped onto m bed and my eyes was on the cockroach's every movement
i couldn't go out because it was walking ard and ard and was blocking my escape path
then i was like shouting
"PAAAAAAAAA"
BUT no one replied meeeeee
so i was like stuck on the bed for 2 to 3 minutes
then i wanted to call him but my room's phone was not working
then i used my hp and called his hp but it was off
then i called my mum's but she took so damn bloody long to answer
and just nice the cockroach moved to the other end of the door so i made my chance
and
RANNNNNN FOR MY LIFE!!!!!
i totally sprinted and was screaming
" C O C K R O A C H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
and i was crying because i really super duper very very very bloody hate cockroaches
then my dad so irritating after killing it he used the newspaper and held it and came and asked me
"is this the one?"
and he showed me the disgusting corpse of the asshole cockroach!!!
like WTHHH
grrr and he was like laughing at me
pffft
and since the cockroach happily walked all over my room it means that my room's floor has been infested with germs
so i wore slippers into my room and took my blanket and pillow and evacuated immediately to my parents room..
stupid cockroaches omg..
i can't believe next time when i have a toilet IN my room
i will be like in even closer contact with cockroaches.
T^T
bloody ass stupid retarded disgusting germ-y cockroaches
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